Thank you for calling, but fuck you.
If this were an emergency like [insert humorous emergency presented callously], there would be someone on the phone. Instead, continue to listen to this crappy music and wait for another arbitrary length of time.
If this is an emergency, call 9-1-1 or just let nature take its course and weed out the unfittest.
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Is it terrible that this post amuses me so much?
If this were an emergency like [insert humorous emergency presented callously], there would be someone on the phone. Instead, continue to listen to this crappy music and wait for another arbitrary length of time.
If this is an emergency, call 9-1-1 or just let nature take its course and weed out the unfittest.
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Is it terrible that this post amuses me so much?
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