Mr. Hartman is a dork. Hes uglier than the ugliest stork. Hes rusty and twisted like a fork. Mr. Hartman is a dork. Mr. Hartman is a nerd. Its really not surprising; its really not absurd. He hears and sees things no ones seen or heard. Mr. Hartman is a nerd. Mr. Hartman is so dumb. He thinks hes cool and number one. He actually believes his SRP is fun. Mr. Hartman is so dumb.