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[One through eight are from ONLINE ROLEPLAY SESSIONS with some friends.  Nine is a joke between Lindsay - a long-lost friend - and I.]

1) "I'm not trying to get in your pants; my phone is ringing."
2) "Congratulations.  Not only are you a dork, but you're also a spaz."
3) "Sometimes being shallow is a bad thing.  Sometimes, you just want to go DEEP"
4) "Oh, so you amazingly remember where the hottub is.  Interesting...I dont imagine you could amazingly recall where you keep the condoms?"
5) "If she doesnt think you're the asshole of the world, can I think so?"
6)       ~   Oh man.
        ~  Oh man?  Yes, I am a man.
7) "Im going to have to ask you to stay there or leave your calculator behind before returning to the group."
8)      ~   Sometimes I feel like I'm such a bore to you.
         ~   Sometimes you are.  
9) "You've gotta get chummy before you get yummy."

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