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Mr. Hartman is a dork.
Hes uglier than the ugliest stork.
Hes rusty and twisted like a fork. 
Mr. Hartman is a dork.

Mr. Hartman is a nerd.
Its really not surprising; its really not absurd.
He hears and sees things no ones seen or heard.
Mr. Hartman is a nerd.

Mr. Hartman is so dumb.
He thinks hes cool and number one.
He actually believes his SRP is fun.
Mr. Hartman is so dumb.

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