Passive-agressive

Thank you for calling, but fuck you.

If this were an emergency like [insert humorous emergency presented callously], there would be someone on the phone. Instead, continue to listen to this crappy music and wait for another arbitrary length of time.

If this is an emergency, call 9-1-1 or just let nature take its course and weed out the unfittest.

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Is it terrible that this post amuses me so much?

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feel like writing ... and then i don't

maybe i should just stop trying so hard. i mean, i still need to be focused writing reading singing laughing cooking but i can loosen up and not be a prescriptionist about everything or perhaps not.

Ostrich

Too afraid to stand and fight; Too much pride to fly away. Cowardice: immobilize Egos lacking skill to play! Games of conflict can’t be played By those afraid to deal a hand. Flightless birds avoid their call Ostriching heads in the sand. Thanks, Trifecta for the prompt, which requested an animal name be used as a verb. I figured I might as well ignore the dictionary and make my own...flightless birds have always intrigued me, anyhow.

thirsty darkness

She stood aloof nothing stood in the way of her purpose. buffeted by the cool winter breeze, nothing stood but She had watched others fall to the whirr or tumble into thirsty darkness but she refused to let the world assign her pain. Her pain was her own. She stands calmly, patiently awaiting tomorrow. will it bring an end or another beginning? what use in new predictions? tomorrow we chase the yesterdays we did not catch today. (again.) She will herald the end to nothingness by giving in to it and tumbling into thirsty darkness as winter blows itself away ...Prompted by the 100 Word Song writing challenge at My Blog Can Beat up Your Blog . T his week's track: Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down".

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